- Other names include: Destructoid, Hurtz, Bzzt, Gort, Marvin, Bishop, Smoking Spaceman, Optimus Prime or DarkBot (The Throne Room).
- Can be bought with mana at the Tavernkeep
- Attacks with laser beams from its eyes that pierce both enemies and walls.
- Players must complete Alchemical Laboratory or The Throne Room to unlock this pet.
- Players must note that even after completing a pet's unlock conditions, it may not immediately be available for sale at the Tavernkeep.
- The chance of an unlocked pet being available for sale at the tavern shop is dependent on its rarity.
- As of PC patch 7.16c, the Laser Robot deals 50% less damage on Nightmare Difficulty.