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Tavernkeeper Quotes

These are quotes of the Tavernkeep while you idle, purchase or sell goods.


While idling

   

  • "Can you even see over the bar?"
  • "No spell casting!"
  • "I'd teach you to about swords, but you wouldn't get the point to it."
  • "Past, present and future - all walked into the tavern one day. It was tense."
  • "Did I ever tell you the joke about the maze? Ah, nevermind, it's too corny."
  • "Have you seen the new cemetery? People are dying to get in there."
  • "I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it."
  • "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but meant your mother."
  • "I thoroughly enjoy gossip, because I've got a sense of rumor"
  • "Hair today gone tomorrow."
  • "I want to look for me missin' watch, but I can never find the time"
  • "When I had hair, I used to slay dragons before breakfast."
  • "I can withstand any Kobold blast."
  • "Dark Elf Warriors know not to attack me"
  • "If I were with you, the Eternia Crystals would would never be destroyed."
  • "I tried me hand at gold prospecting, but it never panned out."
  • "I used to sword fight in the Caribbean. Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!" (This is a reference to the game The Secret of Monkey Island)
  • "Brown is realistic."
  • "There's some cake in the back. Got'ch ya!"
  • "The princess isn't in this castle." (A reference to the Mario games)
  • "One day I'll have to show ya me moon-walk."
  • "I ain't afraid of no dragon."
  • "Sometimes I want to leave the tavern, but I'm waiting for someone. I'm not sure I'd even recognize him."
  • "Get me to an armory."
  • "I can take down any dragon. Just look at that head over there."
  • "I make the best sandwiches in all of Etheria"
  • "They should call me Butter because I'm on a roll. *chuckles*"
  • "And *boom* goes the proximity trap."
  • "I'm in your tavern selling your goods."
  • "I got this forge so you can forge while you forge in the forge"
  • "Disregard teammates; acquire mana"
  • "Dragons are born, dragons are slain; you can't explain that."
  • "Are you a wizard?"
  • "What's a levi; where's ben."

Purchasing Quotes

  • (missing)
  • "Enjoy your purchase"
  • "Use it well"
  • "A pleasure doing business"
  • "Good hunting"
  • "Stay safe young one"
  • "Play not? with your friends"
  • "Do what you can to defend the Eternia crystals"
  • "It's wise to improve your equipment for the adventure ahead."
  • "Don't forget to invest in your new purchase."
  • "It's dangerous to go alone."
  • "Someone should buy the squire some pants"
  • "I'll never drained(?) a pound of flesh."
  • "Take care of your equipment"
  • "No taxes in this shop"
  • "A wise choice"
  • "Maww that looks good on you"
  • "A high roller, ey?"
  • "Plus one to swag level"
  • "Paper or plastic?"
  • "Would you like fries with that?"
  • "I have the same one in pink"
  • "Uh don't mind the stains."
  • "No cracks in my armor"
  • "Would you like anything else?"
  • "It may..., plus one sword of unheard of."
  • "Quality is my responsibility."
  • "What's a few thousand mana between friends?"
  • "Ahh you laid that back in your time"
  • "Ey, now my family can eat"

Selling Quotes

  • "A fine acquisition"
  • "You have quite a collection"
  • "Thank you for your business"
  • "Spend your mana wisely"
  • "I'm sure you'll be back fer it later."
  • "I hope you won't miss these items"
  • "My storage room is becoming very messy"
  • "Ah I'll have a lot of sorting to do after this is all over."
  • "I'm still looking for the right hat for me."
  • "Your goods are always welcome here."
  • "Sell me your goods anytime."
  • "I'll always give thee a fair price."
  • "Time is mana, friend."
  • "Don't spend all that mana in one place. *chuckle*"
  • "I'll be taking that off your hands."
  • "I'll have it appraised later."
  • "Me pockets aren't endless, you know?"
  • "And sold to the highest bidder!"
  • "Oh that would look nice on my shelf."
  • "I just sell that back to you later!"
  • "Easy come, easy go."

Smalltalk

  • "How can I help ya?"
  • "Greetings"
  • "Ey there"
  • "Ey welcome back"
  • "Ah please make yourself comfortable"
  • "You're looking for something specific?"
  • "How can I help you find anything?"
  • "I've the best gears in all of Etheria"
  • "Check me store often, I get new shipments all the time"
  • "I captured some pets, why don't you have a look?"
  • "Have a look around"
  • "Going to slay a dragon?"
  • "You can lock an item, if you want to buy it later"
  • "Planning a new adventure?"
  • "Have you considered creating a new name for yourself?"
  • "Have you considered changing your specialization?"
  • "Let me share my vast experience with ya; for a price of course"
  • "I would help you defend the crystals, but then who would sell these fine goods?"
  • "I hope you find something worthwhile"
  • "My prices are not negotiable"
  • "You won't find other shops with this level of quality"
  • "All of me goods are mother approved"
  • "You can access the forge from anywhere, but may only sell me wares in the tavern."
  • "I buy your friends over there, or two or three."
  • "All of me weapons are super-effective against goblins"
  • "Do you think you can collect one of each pet type?"
  • "You're quite the master banker!"
  • "Kids these days wear the strangest clothing!"
  • "Let's talk business"
  • "Five, six, seven ... oh ... do you need something?"
  • "Well aren't you the cutie"

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