Contents 1 Tavernkeeper Quotes 1.1 While idling 1.2 Purchasing Quotes 1.3 Selling Quotes 1.4 Smalltalk 2 Comments

Tavernkeeper QuotesEdit

These are quotes of the Tavernkeep while you idle, purchase or sell goods.

While idlingEdit

   

• "Can you even see over the bar?"

• "No spell casting!"

• "I'd teach you to use a sword, but you wouldn't get the POINT." (from forum)

• "Past, present and future - all walked into a tavern one day. It was tense."

• "Did I ever tell you the joke about the maize? Ah, nevermind, it's too corny."

• "Have you seen the new cemetery. People are dying to get in there."

• "I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it."

• "A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but meant your mother."

• "I thoroughly enjoy gossip, because I've got a sense of rumour"

• "Hair today gone tomorrow."

• "I want to look for my missing watch, but I can never find the time"

• "When I had hair, I used to slay dragons before breakfast."

• "I can withstand any kobold blast."

• "Dark Elf Warriors know not to attack me"

• "If I were with you, the Eternia Crystals would would never been destroyed."

• "I tried me hand at gold prospecting, but it never panned out."

• "I used to sword fight in the Caribbean. Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!" (This is a reference to the game The Secret of Monkey Island)

• "Brown is realistic."

• "There's some cake in the back. got'ch ya!"

• "The princess isn't in this castle."

• "One day I'll have to show ya me moon-walk."

• "I ain't afraid of no dragon."

• "Sometimes I want to leave the tavern, but I'm waiting for someone. I'm not sure I'd even recognize him."

• "Get me to an armory."

• "I can take down any dragon. Just look at that head over there."

• "I make the best sandwiches in all of Etheria"

• "They should call me Butter because I'm on a roll. *chuckles*"

• "And *boom* goes the proximity trap."

• "I'm in your tavern selling your goods."

• "I got this forge so you can forge while you forge in the forge"

• "Disregard team mates; acquire mana"

• "Dragons are born, dragons are slain; you can't explain that."

• "Are you a wizard?"

• "What's a levi; where's ben."

Purchasing QuotesEdit

• (missing)

• "Enjoy your purchase"

• "Use it well"

• "A pleasure doing business"

• "Good hunting"

• "Stay safe young one"

• "Play not? with your friends"

• "Do what you can to defend the Eternia crystals"

• "It's wise to improve your equipment for the adventure ahead."

• "Don't forget to invest in your new purchase."

• "It's dangerous to go alone."

• "Someone should buy the squire some pants"

• "I'll never drained(?) a pound of flesh."

• "Take care of your equipment"

• "No taxes in this shop"

• "A wise choice"

• "Maww that looks good on you"

• "A high roller, ey?"

• "Plus one to swag level"

• "Paper or plastic?"

• "Would you like fries with that?"

• "I have the same one in pink"

• "Uh don't mind the stains."

• "No cracks in my armor"

• "Would you like anything else?"

• "It may..., plus one sword of unheard of."

• "Quality is my responsibility."

• "What's a few thousand mana between friends?"

• "Ahh you laid that back in your time"

• "Ey, now my family can eat"

Selling QuotesEdit

• "A fine acquisition"

• "You have quite a collection"

• "Thank you for your business"

• "Spend your mana wisely"

• "I'm sure you'll be back fer it later."

• "I hope you won't miss these items"

• "My storage room is becoming very messy"

• "Ah I'll have a lot of sorting to do after this is all over."

• "I'm still looking for the right hat for me."

• "Your goods are always welcome here."

• "Sell me your goods anytime."

• "I'll always give thee a fair price."

• "Time is mana, friend."

• "Don't spend all that mana in one place. *chuckle*"

• "I'll be taking that off your hands."

• "I'll have it appraised later."

• "Me pockets aren't endless, you know?"

• "And sold to the highest bidder!"

• "Oh that would look nice on my shelf."

• "I just sell that back to you later!"

• "Easy come, easy go."

SmalltalkEdit

• "How can I help ya?"

• "Greetings"

• "Ey there"

• "Ey welcome back"

• "Ah please make yourself comfortable"

• "You're looking for something specific?"

• "How can I help you find anything?"

• "I've the best gears in all of Etheria"

• "Check me store often, I get new shipments all the time"

• "I captured some pets, why don't you have a look?"

• "Have a look around"

• "Going to slay a dragon?"

• "You can lock an item, if you want to buy it later"

• "Planning a new adventure?"

• "Have you considered creating a new name for yourself?"

• "Have you considered changing your specialization?"

• "Let me share my vast experience with ya; for a price of course"

• "I would help you defend the crystals, but then who would sell these fine goods?"

• "I hope you find something worthwhile"

• "My prices are not negotiable"

• "You won't find other shops with this level of quality"

• "All of me goods are mother approved"

• "You can access the forge from anywhere, but may only sell me wares in the tavern."

• "I buy your friends over there, or two or three."

• "All of me weapons are super-effective against goblins"

• "Do you think you can collect one of each pet type?"

• "You're quite the master banker!"

• "Kids these days wear the strangest clothing!"

• "Let's talk business"

• "Five, six, seven ... oh ... do you need something?"

• "Well aren't you the cutie"